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and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!

I got a fever...

Guess what?

BC is STILL the haven for broke-ass losers...

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

If I see someone trying to seize the day, I"ll step in and try to save the day.

My neighbors enjoy an incredibly diverse range of annoying music.

Ingredients is on its way. :P

There must be a trick to fighting fire with fire because my kitchen just pretty much has twice the fire now.

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

nom nom nom nom

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a dead iPad battery and no WIFI connection.

lol

LOL ty :D

Heading to the car. Sun is shining... Birds are singing... Kids are playing... Truly a day from HELL!!!

Watching the Tonight Show is like jury duty. You do it once a year & when it"s over, you know you won"t do it again for a long time.

Chill out, Gatorade. I think we have enough hydration options now.

Watched The Shining for the millionth time. Each time I watch it, I pick up a new parenting tip.